1 kick ass and be alive and not a dead meatbag Expand I kicked that guy's ass so hard he's still trying to breatheI didn't die, so I winI'm alive and you're not, so shut up and take my crown + Examples
2 a bunch of cool friends who will never leave you hanging even if you throw a fit Expand They stayed even when I cried for 2 hoursThey showed up with snacks when I had a meltdownThey didn't run away when I yelled at them + Examples
3 a vegan German girl who's cute but can't take cute animals and will blab about everything Expand She cried when the cat jumped on the tableShe told everyone about her dream about a duckShe talked about her feelings for 10 minutes straight + Examples