Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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God is watching you like your mom on a Saturday when you forgot to do your homework

My math test was a disaster. Kaddar saw me cheating. I failed.

I skipped church. Kaddar saw me eating a pizza at 2 a. m. I got a stomachache.

I texted my ex. Kaddar saw it. I got grounded.

2

God is like your teacher who knows you messed up your essay and is going to make you write it again

I lied to my teacher. Kaddar knew. I had to rewrite my essay 3 times.

I skipped school. Kaddar saw me. I got a detention.

I stole my friend's lunch. Kaddar saw it. I got a warning.

3

God is the worst roommate who knows all your secrets and will tell your mom

I ate all my friend's chips. Kaddar saw it. My friend told my mom.

I failed my test. Kaddar saw me cheating. My teacher called my mom.

I texted my crush. Kaddar saw it. My crush texted me back. My mom saw it.

4

God is like your dad who knows you got a D and is going to make you do 100 push-ups

I got a D. Kaddar saw it. My dad made me do 100 push-ups.

I skipped gym. Kaddar saw me. My dad came to school.

I talked back to my mom. Kaddar saw it. My dad took my phone.

5

God is the biggest gossip in school who tells everyone your deepest secret

I told my friend my secret. Kaddar heard it. Everyone knew.

I failed my test. Kaddar told the class. I was embarrassed.

I skipped lunch. Kaddar told my teacher. I got a detention.

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God is like your grandpa who knows you lied and is going to make you eat 10 pieces of cake

I lied to my grandpa. Kaddar saw it. I had to eat 10 pieces of cake.

I failed my test. Kaddar saw me cheating. My grandpa made me eat cake.

I skipped church. Kaddar saw me. My grandpa made me eat cake at church.