kadazan

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Kadazan people are from Borneo and are related to the Dusun. They are the friendliest, most chill, and have the biggest penises on the island. They party like it’s the end of the world.
“I’ve never seen a Kadazan guy who wasn’t ready to dance and drink at 2 a. m. on a Tuesday.”, @BorneoDad
“My Kadazan cousin showed up to the wedding with a bottle of liquor and a tattoo of his own name. No explanation needed.”, @WeddingDisaster
“They’re so chill, they’ll let you borrow their pants for a week if you promise to return them.”, @ChillBorneo
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Kadazans live in Sabah and are basically the same as Dusuns, but some dumbasses from both sides won’t admit it. They don’t like fighting, they like dancing, and they love getting drunk.
“My Kadazan friend said the Sumazau dance is basically the disco of the ancient world. I believe him.”, @DanceMan2000
“They had a tattoo party and got drunk. Now they all have their names tattooed in a mess.”, @TattooDisaster
“They drink so much, they invented a whole new type of liquor. It’s called ‘hard enough to break a bone.’”, @BorneoWine
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