Kadasia

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She’s a hot mess. She laughs like a lunatic and is sweet until she flips her lid. She’s the kind of girl who’ll stay up all night to help you fail a test. You’d be an idiot not to keep her.
You: ‘I failed math again.’ Kadasia: ‘I’ll fail with you. Let’s do it together.’
Kadasia texts you at 2 a. m. ‘I’m mad. I’m gonna cry. I’m gonna fail.’
She told your crush he was a ‘disgusting meatball’ and then gave him a hug.
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She’s a walking compliment. She’s got a sense of humor that’s sharp enough to cut you. She’s the kind of girl who’ll stay with you even when you’re being a total jerk.
She laughed at your joke so hard she spilled her soda on your shirt.
You said she was ‘ugly’ and she just smiled and said ‘thank you.’
She stuck with you after you called her dog a ‘fart face.’
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She’s a goddess in disguise. She’s got a brain and a body that could beat up your brain. She’s the kind of girl who’ll be there for you when everyone else is gone.
She helped you with your homework and then made you a sandwich.
She stayed up with you until 3 a. m. to help you write a poem.
She cried with you when your cat died and then texted you a meme.
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She’s a firecracker. She’s got a laugh that could wake the dead. She’s got a heart bigger than a football field. You’d be crazy not to keep her.
She laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
She cried when your dog got a treat and then laughed at you.
She stayed with you when you got kicked out of the house.
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She’s a masterpiece. She’s got a brain that could win a science fair. She’s got a sense of humor that could beat up your sense of humor. She’s the kind of girl who’ll be there for you when no one else is.
She solved your math problem and then drew a unicorn on your paper.
She told your teacher your joke and got you out of detention.
She helped you study and then made you pizza.
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She’s a legend. She’s got a brain that could beat up your brain. She’s got a laugh that could make a ghost smile. She’s the kind of girl who’ll be there for you even when you’re being a total idiot.
She laughed at your joke so hard she snorted soda.
She stayed up with you until 4 a. m. to help you finish your homework.
She told your crush he was ‘the worst’ and then hugged him.
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