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A guy who looks like a king at first but then drops the ball and acts like a total dipstick.
He was flexing in the gym like he was about to win the Olympics, then tripped over his own ego and fell into a puddle.
He asked me out, then forgot my name by the third date.
He said he'd beat me up if I didn't like him, then cried when I laughed at him.
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A smooth talker who looks good but is a total mess underneath like a broken toaster.
He told me he was a professional dancer, then tripped on his own shoelace.
He said he could beat up anyone, then ran away when I said 'hello.'
He asked me to be his girlfriend, then forgot to text me for a week.
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A guy who starts off hot but ends up being a total joke, like a fake pizza.
He said he was going to be a millionaire, then spent all his money on a neon shirt.
He asked me to his party, then showed up with a group of people who all looked like they just got out of jail.
He said he was going to win the game, then lost to a kid who was wearing pajamas.
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