kadarious

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Kadarious is a loudmouth, brainy, weirdo who talks too much and gives advice that’s mostly right. He’s got a heart of gold, but he’ll cuss you out if you don’t listen. He’s the kind of guy who’ll save your life and then call you a moron in the same breath.
Kadarious just told me I was a ‘messed-up disaster’ but still brought me coffee.
He cried in the bathroom after I insulted his mom, but then he still gave me a pep talk.
He told my ex he was a ‘walking failure’ and then asked him to take me out.
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Kadarious is like a walking Bible verse, but with more swear words and less patience. He’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a temper the size of a football field.
He said God was ‘pissed’ at me for not showing up to church.
He called my math teacher a ‘walking disgrace’ in front of the whole class.
He told me I was ‘literally a prophet’ and then cussed me out for not believing it.
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