Kadama

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A smelly app where you beg people to do your chores or help you with schoolwork.
I used Kadama to make someone else do my math homework. I failed, but I didn't care.
My neighbor signed up for Kadama just to get me to mow his lawn. I did it. He paid me in pizza.
I asked my cousin to do my errands through Kadama. He did it, but he also stole my phone.
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A cursed app that connects you with people who will either save your life or ruin it.
I hired a tutor through Kadama. He was amazing. I got an A. Then he started charging me for coffee.
My mom used Kadama to find someone to clean our house. The guy showed up with a mop and a tattoo.
I used Kadama to get someone to do my grocery shopping. They brought back 20 bags of chips.
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A dirty app that turns your chores into a battle of wills.
I used Kadama to get someone to do my laundry. They did it, but they also took my favorite shirt.
My dad used Kadama to get help with his taxes. He got help, but he also got a lecture about his life choices.
I hired someone through Kadama to do my homework. They did it, but they also made me do theirs.
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