Kadah

Kadah tried to explain quantum physics in a tweet. It was just a bunch of emojis and bad spelling.

My cousin is a Kadah. He asked if I wanted to play chess, then lost in 3 moves.

Kadah tried to be funny at the party. He just said 'I’m a funny man.' Everyone left.

Kadah said, 'I think I’m gonna go eat some food. Maybe.'

At the bus stop, Kadah yelled, 'I’m gonna be late! I think I’m gonna be late!'

Kadah tried to text me: 'I’m here. Maybe I’m here. I think I’m here.'

Kadah shouted, 'I know everything!' Then asked what a triangle was.

Kadah said he was a genius. He didn't know how to open a soda can.

Kadah called me stupid. He got lost on the way home.

Kadah said he was a chef. He tried to cook and burned the toaster.

Kadah claimed he was a scientist. He said the sky was green because he felt like it.

Kadah tried to be a rapper. He just said, 'I’m a rapper. I like rapping.'

Kadah talked for 10 minutes about his dog. The dog didn’t even like him.

Kadah started a conversation about the weather. It lasted 3 hours.

Kadah tried to explain life. He said, 'It’s like a sandwich. With feelings.'

Kadah tried to be a DJ. He played the same song 20 times.

Kadah said he was a superhero. He tripped over a chair.

Kadah tried to do a TikTok dance. He just stood there.