kadafe

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A stupid sergeant who thinks he's the best because he can yell and make people cry.

My sergeant is a kadafe. He screamed so loud my ears are still ringing.

Kadafe showed up and told me I was a disgrace. I was a disgrace.

I asked for a break. Kadafe said no. I asked again. Kadafe said no again.

A sergeant who's like a bad pizza. Full of hate and barely edible.

Kadafe is my sergeant. He's like a pizza that's been in the oven too long.

I got a bad grade. Kadafe threw a chair. It was a good throw.

Kadafe said I was lazy. I said he was a bad pizza.

A sergeant who talks too much and uses words like 'gloriously amazing' like it means something.

Kadafe said I was gloriously amazing. I was confused and still tired.

Kadafe used the word 'gloriously' six times in one sentence. I fell asleep.

Kadafe said 'gloriously amazing' and I wanted to die.

A sergeant who's so annoying, you'd rather fight a bear than listen to him.

Kadafe is louder than a bear. I would fight a bear.

Kadafe talked for an hour. I would fight a bear.

Kadafe is the worst. I would fight a bear.

A sergeant who's like a broken toaster. He just keeps going and going and going.

Kadafe is like a broken toaster. He won't stop talking.

Kadafe kept talking. I thought he was a broken toaster.

Kadafe is a broken toaster. He's also my sergeant.