kadabra

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A kid who gets so turned on by abra that they get transformed into a pokemon by jerking off too much
I saw that kid jerking off in the bathroom and now he's a kadabra
He went from abra to kadabra in one day, that's some serious jerking off
That kid turned into a kadabra and now he's stuck with the power of abra
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Abba Kadabra: when your buddy sneaks out and takes your place while you're getting it on with a girl
My buddy Abba Kadabra'd me and I got caught while he was doing my job
He Abba Kadabra'd me and I was left waving at my girl through the window
I got Abba Kadabra'd and my buddy got all the action
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Kankle boots that let you hide your kankles from the world
I wore my kadabra and my kankles were completely hidden
She came in with her kadabra on and I couldn't see her kankles
He had on his kadabra and he looked like a regular guy
4
Texting someone and they reply fast, but then they ghost you
I messaged her and she replied right away, then she never talked to me again
He replied instantly, then he went silent for days
She replied quick, then she disappeared on me
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A roofie but with magic, it makes you so drunk you don't know what's happening
He hit me with a kadabra and I was so drunk I didn't know what happened
She gave me a kadabra and I didn't even remember the party
He used a kadabra on me and I was passed out all night
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Whatever kadabra: letting luck decide everything, even if it's total nonsense
I said whatever kadabra and let the dice roll
He went with whatever kadabra and got the worst outcome
She used whatever kadabra and it didn't even work
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