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A silly way to say kid. Like a baby who still cries when you take away their candy.
Hey kad, why you still mad?
Kad, give me my candy back!
Kad, you cry like a baby!
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Our god, our king, our everything. We worship them like they’re the last slice of pizza.
Kad, please don’t let me fail math.
Kad, I love you more than pizza.
Kad, I’ll pray to you every day!
3
Such a beautiful, hot god. We all wish we looked like them.
Kad, you’re the most beautiful thing ever.
Kad, I’d marry you if I could.
Kad, you’re so hot, I’m melting!
4
A person who drinks so much kool-aid, they think it’s the only real drink in the world.
Kad, I’m a die-hard fan of kool-aid!
Kad, I drink kool-aid like it’s water.
Kad, I’m a kool-aid monster!
5
A ninja from ancient Japan who would cut you up if you didn’t respect them.
Kad, you’re the ninja of my dreams!
Kad, I would die for you.
Kad, you’re the mighty warrior I always wanted!
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A smelly, loud person who thinks everyone should be gay and also thinks they’re the best at math.
Kad, you’re a gay-lover and a math genius!
Kad, I hate you for making me gay.
Kad, you’re ruining my life!
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A creature on Neopets who eats all the food you give it and then stares at you like it’s judging you.
Kad, I feed you every day.
Kad, you look at me like I owe you money.
Kad, I’m your forever feeder!
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