kactosophobia

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Getting so scared of cacti you’d rather fight a troll than look at one.

My cousin screamed when she saw a cactus in the desert. She thought it was a monster.

I had a nightmare about cacti. They were stabbing me with spines.

My friend’s dog ran away from a cactus like it was the devil.

You’re so terrified of cacti you’d rather get a tattoo than touch one.

I saw a cactus and immediately dropped to the ground. I was that scared.

My brother got a cactus tattoo to avoid ever seeing one again.

I cried when I had to plant a cactus in my garden.

You’re so afraid of cacti you’d rather eat a whole pizza than look at one.

I ran out of the room when I saw a cactus. I was that hungry for pizza.

My friend’s cactus scared him so much he ate two pizzas at once.

I would rather choke on pizza than see a cactus again.