Kacknoob

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A German word for the laziest, dumbest noob who refuses to learn. They’re like a brain-dead robot who thinks headshots are a gift from the gods.

My teammate got headshot by a noob who stood in front of me. I was called a teamkiller. That noob was a Kacknoob.

The Kacknoob didn’t even flinch when I told him not to run into the fire. He just died and said, ‘Cool shot.’

The Kacknoob got a headshot by walking into my sniper’s face. I was a traitor for letting him live.

A noob so bad, they make your brain hurt. They’re like a kid who thinks a headshot is a birthday party.

The Kacknoob walked into the enemy sniper’s face and said, ‘I got this.’ He didn’t. He died.

I told the Kacknoob not to run into the wall. He ran. He died. He was a Kacknoob.

That Kacknoob got a headshot because he stood in my path. I was called a teamkiller. That’s when I knew he was a Kacknoob.

The worst kind of noob. They don’t learn. They just die in the most stupid ways.

The Kacknoob ran into the enemy sniper and said, ‘I got this.’ He didn’t. He was a Kacknoob.

I told the Kacknoob three times not to jump in front of my sniper. He jumped. He got a headshot. I was called a teamkiller.

That Kacknoob got a headshot because he stood in front of my sniper. He was a Kacknoob.

A noob who’s so dumb, they think headshots are a treat. They don’t learn. They just die.

I told the Kacknoob not to run into the enemy sniper. He ran. He died. He was a Kacknoob.

That Kacknoob stood in my path and got a headshot. I was a teamkiller. He was a Kacknoob.

The Kacknoob got a headshot by walking into my sniper’s face. He was a Kacknoob.

A noob so bad, they make you want to scream. They don’t listen. They just die in the most ridiculous ways.

The Kacknoob ran into the enemy sniper and said, ‘I’m not dead yet.’ He was. He was a Kacknoob.

I told the Kacknoob not to jump in front of my sniper. He jumped. He died. He was a Kacknoob.

That Kacknoob got a headshot by standing in my path. I was called a teamkiller. He was a Kacknoob.