Kackley

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A Kackley is a person who sits beside you in computer class and yaps about your girlfriend like she's a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

'Your girlfriend's a total dweeb. She probably thinks you're cool because you're the only one who talks to her.'

'Your girlfriend's so basic she wears socks with sandals.'

'Your girlfriend's the reason you're still a virgin.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kackley is someone who yaps nonstop, drinks tea from a jar, loves plants more than people, and only hangs out with preppy nerds.

'I love my plants more than I love my mom.'

'Preppy people are the only ones who understand me.'

'I'd rather talk to my cactus than my dad.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kackley is someone who gets dumped on Twitter and acts like the whole world just laughed at his cheap BITCH ass.

'She dumped me on Twitter. Everyone saw it. I'm the joke.'

'My ex just called me a cheap BITCH on Twitter. I'm the punchline.'

'My girlfriend broke up with me online. I'm the laughing stock.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

To Kackley is to ride your super fast bike and shake the handlebars like you're trying to beat your dad at a video game.

'I did a rolling burnout so hard I shook the handlebars like I was trying to beat my dad at Mario Kart.'

'I rode my bike so fast I made the handlebars scream.'

'I did a burnout so wild it looked like my bike was having a seizure.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago