Kackleied

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Getting dumped by your girlfriend on Twitter while everyone mocks your cheap BITCH ass. You drive an Acura but are too cheap to buy your girlfriend flowers.
My ex just posted a picture of me with a bag of chips and said 'This is what I get for dating a loser.'
My girlfriend dumped me on Twitter and called me 'the worst' while my mom was watching.
My ex said I was 'too cheap to buy her a pizza' and posted a picture of me with a hot dog.
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A Kackley is the guy who sits next to you in computer class and constantly rips on your girlfriend like she’s the worst.
My neighbor in computer class said my girlfriend was 'the worst' and called her 'a meathead.'
The guy next to me in class said my girlfriend was 'a disaster' and 'a total mess.'
My classmate told me my girlfriend was 'a hot mess' and that I was 'a total sucker.'
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A Kackley is someone who talks way too much, drinks tea from a jar, loves plants, and only talks to preppy people. They also like their kids, dogs, and science class.
My cousin drinks tea from a jar, talks about plants, and only talks to preppy people. He even took science class.
My friend talks about plants, dogs, and science like it's a religion. He also drinks tea from a jar.
My uncle talks nonstop, drinks tea from a jar, and loves dogs and science. He also has a kid.
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When you ride your super fast bike and shake the handlebars like a madman during a rolling burnout.
I did a rolling burnout and shook my handlebars like a madman on my bike.
My cousin did a burnout and shook his bike like he was trying to break it.
I rode my bike like a lunatic and did a rolling burnout with my handlebars shaking.
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