kackillac

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these cars were made in the 80s and early 90s. they tried to look like cadillacs but ended up looking like trash. chrysler was a big mess, like the 1992 chrysler le baron. they were small and looked like a broke kid’s project when the windows were blacked out and the bass was loud enough to shake your teeth.
my cousin’s le baron sounds like a garbage truck at a rock concert
i tried to fix my kackillac and now it smells like burnt hair
the guy next door drives a kackillac and it’s like living in a boombox
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they were made back when people thought chrome was cool. they failed hard and looked like they were made in a garage by someone who didn’t know what they were doing. chrysler’s le baron was a classic example. it was small and looked like it had been hit by a truck when the windows were black and the music was loud.
my kackillac sounds like a party in a trash can
i tried to make it look cool but it just looks like a broke man’s dream car
the radio in my kackillac is louder than my teacher’s voice
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these cars were a mess. they looked like they were made by someone who didn’t know what a car was. chrysler tried and failed. the le baron was the worst. they were small and looked like they had been dragged through a ditch when the windows were black and the bass was loud enough to make your ears bleed.
my kackillac is louder than my mom’s voice
i tried to make it look good but it looks like a broken toy
the bass in my kackillac is so loud it makes my dog cry
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