Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something that’s completely destroyed like it got run over by a truck and then set on fire

My phone is kacked, it fell out of a window and now it’s just a brick with a screen.

The console is kacked, it’s been dropped more times than my ex.

My brain is kacked, I tried to learn calculus and now I just scream.

2

When you let the poop out like a rocket and no one is ready

I kacked in my pants during class, and the teacher gave me a D for being too loud.

He kacked in the elevator and now everyone smells like a trash can.

She kacked in the car and now my dad is mad.

3

Something that’s been hit so hard it’s like it got kicked by a donkey

The chair is kacked, my brother kicked it like it owed him money.

My feelings are kacked, she broke up with me and now I’m just sad.

The door is kacked, I kicked it so hard I think it’s going to cry.

4

When everything is wrong and you just want to scream and throw things

This is the worst day ever, everything is kacked and I don’t know why.

My life is kacked, I failed math and my dog ran away.

The food is kacked, I ate it and now I feel like I died.

5

The things you wear when you’re too lazy to wear pants

I wore my kacked to school, and the teacher said I looked like a weirdo.

He wore his kacked to the party, and everyone laughed at him.

She wore her kacked to work, and her boss gave her a warning.

6

The German word for ‘shit’ which is also the sound your dog makes when it’s choking on a toy

Kack is the German word for shit, and it’s also my dog’s favorite word.

My dog says ‘kack’ every time he chokes on a sock.

Kack is the German word for ‘shit,’ and it’s the most accurate thing ever.

7

When your dog makes a noise that sounds exactly like the word ‘kack’ and it’s the most annoying thing ever

My dog does the kack noise every time he chokes on a bone.

The kack noise is so loud, it woke up my whole neighborhood.

He does the kack noise so much, I think he’s trying to annoy me.