Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kacke is the German word for poop, and it’s not just any poop, it’s the kind that smells like your uncle’s sock drawer after a three-day camping trip.

My cousin said, 'I’m gonna eat this pizza so fast, it’ll be kacke time.'

He texted me, 'My dog ate my homework, and now it’s kacke.'

My teacher said, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll give you kacke for lunch.'

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Kacke is your underwear when it’s so dirty it looks like it was dipped in a toilet and then left in a sock drawer.

My mom said, 'Your pants are kacke, and I don’t want to see you in public again.'

He said, 'I wore these kacke for two days straight.'

My dog tried to eat my kacke, and it was a disaster.

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Kacke is when your dog chokes so hard it sounds like it just swallowed a whole pizza and a sock.

My dog made a kacke noise when he tried to eat my homework.

He said, 'My dog did the kacke thing again.'

I heard my dog doing the kacke thing, and I knew it was bad.

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Kacke is when something is so broken it’s like it was hit by a truck and then ran over by a goat.

He said, 'This phone is kacke, and I’m not fixing it.'

My sister said, 'This game is kacke, and I’m giving it to the trash.'

My dog broke my toy, and now it’s kacke.

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Kacke is when you do the deed, and it’s not just any deed, it’s the kind that makes your face turn red and your neighbor cry.

He said, 'I did the kacke with my neighbor’s sister.'

My mom said, 'You did the kacke again, and it was loud.'

He texted me, 'I did the kacke with my teacher, and it was bad.'

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Kacke is like wiping your butt with a sock and then eating it for breakfast.

He said, 'This is the worst kacke I’ve ever had.'

My sister said, 'I ate kacke for lunch, and it was terrible.'

My teacher said, 'This is the kacke of all kackes.'

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Kacke is when you put your face in something and it’s like you just bit into a whole bag of old socks.

He said, 'I did the kacke with my dog, and it was a mess.'

My mom said, 'You did the kacke again, and it was loud.'

He texted me, 'I did the kacke with my brother, and it was bad.'

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