Kackbus

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A guy who ditches the lady he knocked up, just because he's a spineless prick. He thinks he's the victim, even though he's the one who left her hanging.
'I left her because she kept crying. I didn't want to hear it anymore.'
He said she was 'too dramatic' when she called him out for being a total failure.
He texted her, 'You're the problem, not me.'
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A man who runs away from the woman he knocked up, thinking he's cool, but she's the one who's stuck with the mess.
He said, 'You're the one who kept saying yes!' when she asked why he left.
He posted a tweet: 'She's the reason I'm not rich.'
He told her, 'You're the problem. I'm just the backup plan.'
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A dude who gets a girl pregnant and then bolts because he can't handle the heat. He thinks he's the victim, but he's just a loser.
He said, 'I didn't know you'd keep coming back!' when she confronted him.
He messaged her, 'You're just a distraction.'
He told his friends, 'She's the one who made me look bad.'
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A man who knocks up a girl and then leaves her because he's a total idiot. He blames her for everything, even though it's his fault.
He said, 'You were the one who kept saying yes!' when she asked why he left.
He posted on Facebook, 'She's the reason I'm not successful.'
He told her, 'You're the problem. I'm just the backup plan.'
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A guy who gets a woman pregnant and then vanishes, thinking he's the hero. He's not. He's just a coward.
He said, 'I didn't want to hear your crying anymore.'
He texted her, 'You're the reason I'm not rich.'
He told his friends, 'She's just a distraction.'
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A man who impregnates a woman and then runs like a scared dog. He thinks he's the victim, but he's just a total failure.
He said, 'You kept coming back, so I had to run.'
He posted, 'She's the reason I'm not rich.'
He told his mom, 'She's the problem, not me.'
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