Kack-handed

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A person who is left-handed and probably has the brain of a confused raccoon.
My cousin is kack-handed and can’t even tie his shoes without yelling at the laces.
She tried to write with her right hand and ended up drawing a mustache on her forehead.
He’s kack-handed and still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
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Left-handed and likely the reason your mom still thinks the universe is upside down.
My brother is kack-handed and still uses a spoon to eat pizza.
He tried to use his right hand and ended up punching his own face.
She’s kack-handed and still thinks the alphabet starts with ‘B’.
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A left-handed person who would probably fight a chicken if it told them they were wrong.
My neighbor is kack-handed and can’t even flip a burger without burning it.
He tried to use his right hand and ended up throwing his coffee across the room.
She’s kack-handed and still thinks gravity is a joke.
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Left-handed, and if you’re not careful, they’ll try to turn your life into a mess.
My friend is kack-handed and still uses a fork to eat soup.
He tried to write with his right hand and ended up writing on the ceiling.
She’s kack-handed and still thinks the sky is green.
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