kacie jo

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A lady who looks all pure and sweet but is really a backstabbing, selfish witch. She’ll sleep with your dad and try to hit you with her drunk minivan just to get you out of the way.

I saw her at the grocery store with my dad. They were whispering like they were planning a heist.

She tried to run me over on Friday. I think she was drunk and mad I didn’t like her makeup.

She posted 5 selfies in one hour. I don’t even know what she looks like anymore.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A fake angel who really wants your man and will do anything to get him. She’ll flirt with him in front of you and then try to kill you with her bad decisions.

She texted my dad at 2 a. m. and said, ‘I miss you.’ I was asleep and my dog was barking.

She tried to drive my dad to work while drunk. He said she almost hit a tree.

She posted a selfie with her dog and said, ‘This is my new best friend. My ex is my worst enemy.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A woman who looks like a saint but is really a devil in disguise. She'll sleep with your dad and then try to fight you with her fake nails and her stupid filters.

She sent my dad a text that said, ‘I’m coming over. Bring wine.’ I don’t even know what that means.

She tried to hit me with her car while she was crying. I think she was mad about her filters.

She posted 3 selfies in one hour. I think she’s trying to make her face look perfect.

by Slangipedia 1d ago