kaci and courtney

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The two most attractive girls who will ever exist. They guzzle beer and box wine like it's their job and they're getting paid in hugs.
Kaci texted me: 'I’m drunk and I don’t care.' Courtney replied: 'Same. Let’s just text everyone else and pretend we’re not wasted.'
They both drank an entire box of wine at lunch and still managed to pass algebra.
Courtney posted a TikTok of her and Kaci doing the 'wine slam' and it got 10,000 likes.
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Two girls who look like models but act like they just got kicked out of a bar. They love beer and box wine more than their mom’s cooking.
Kaci DM’d me: 'Courtney just threw a box of wine at the teacher. I’m proud.'
They drank so much beer at the party that they couldn’t walk straight for a week.
Courtney said, 'Box wine is the only thing that makes sense in this world.'
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The girls who could make a saint sin just by looking at him. They drink beer and box wine like it’s a religion.
Kaci texted: 'I drank three beers and now I’m talking to the ceiling.'
Courtney said, 'Box wine is better than my ex.'
They both got kicked out of the cafeteria for drinking beer during math class.
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The two girls who would drink your mom’s wine and still call her a legend. They live for beer and box wine like it’s their whole life.
Courtney said, 'I drank a whole box of wine and I still passed the test.'
Kaci texted me: 'I’m drunk and I don’t care. Also, I just ate a whole pizza.'
They drank so much beer at the party that they passed out on the floor.
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Two girls who could make a monk go wild just by winking at him. They chug beer and box wine like it’s their job and they love it.
Kaci posted: 'I drank beer and now I’m talking to my plants.'
Courtney said, 'Box wine is the only thing that makes sense in my life.'
They both drank so much beer that they turned into human wine barrels.
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The girls who would drink your dad’s beer and still say he’s the best dad ever. They live for box wine and beer like it’s their favorite food.
Courtney texted me: 'I drank an entire box of wine and I still passed English.'
Kaci said, 'I drank three beers and now I’m arguing with the principal.'
They both got in trouble for drinking beer in the library.
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