Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The annoying little brats that yell at you when you're trying to think.

'Why did I eat that pizza?' 'Because you're a moron.'

I was trying to watch a movie. My brain just started a debate about the best cereal.

My thoughts are like a bunch of kids fighting over the last cookie.

2

The loud, dirty, and sometimes stupid things that whisper in your head.

'You're gonna fail this test.' 'I'm not.' 'Yes you are.'

I was trying to sleep. My brain said, 'You're gonna die tomorrow.'

My thoughts are like my uncle after too much wine.

3

The tiny, cursed monkeys inside your head that never shut up.

'You're gonna spill your coffee.' 'No I won't.' 'Yes you will.'

I was trying to do math. My brain said, 'You're gonna fail.'

My thoughts are like my mom when she finds out I forgot her birthday.

4

The rude, loud, and sometimes smelly voices that won’t leave you alone.

'You're gonna fail this test.' 'I'm not.' 'Yes you are.'

I was trying to read. My brain said, 'This book is stupid.'

My thoughts are like my brother when he’s been grounded for a week.

5

The stupid, loud, and sometimes angry voices that won’t stop yelling at you.

'You're gonna fail.' 'No I'm not.' 'Yes you are.'

I was trying to watch TV. My brain said, 'That show is garbage.'

My thoughts are like my dog when he sees a squirrel.

6

The dirty, loud, and sometimes weird voices that won’t stop talking to you.

'You're gonna fail.' 'No I'm not.' 'Yes you are.'

I was trying to eat my lunch. My brain said, 'You're gonna spill it.'

My thoughts are like my dad when he's mad at the TV.