Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To face-plant down a pool wall like a disgraced superhero

I kachuted so hard, the water got a nosebleed.

He kachuted into the deep end and woke up in the lobby.

She kachuted past me and yelled, 'You're not the boss of me!'

2

To go sliding down a pool wall like a wet sock in a sock drawer

I kachuted and the lifeguard gave me a look like I had stolen his lunch.

He kachuted and the water was like, 'Why?'

She kachuted and the pool was like, 'I've seen worse.'

3

To go headfirst down a pool wall like a confused alien

I kachuted and the pool was like, 'You're not welcome here.'

He kachuted and his hair looked like it was in a fight.

She kachuted and her brother laughed so hard he fell off the diving board.

4

To go sliding down a pool wall like a disgruntled potato

I kachuted and my face was like a tomato that got hit by a truck.

He kachuted and the lifeguard yelled, 'That's the third time this week!'

She kachuted and her friends were like, 'Why?'

5

To go headfirst down a pool wall like a disgraced chicken

I kachuted and the pool was like, 'You're not even trying.'

He kachuted and his chicken hat fell in the water.

She kachuted and her friends were like, 'That's the worst one yet.'