kachurg

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A loud, gross sound a dog or cat makes when they throw up like a sailor who drank too much rum. It’s like a toilet clogged with hair and spaghetti.

My dog ate the trash and did the kachurg in my face at 3 a. m. I’m still crying.

My cat did the kachurg on my laptop. Now it smells like old pizza and regret.

The kachurg from my dog was louder than my brother’s screaming when he failed math.

When a pet vomits so hard it sounds like a broken saxophone being stepped on by a grumpy elephant. You’ll wish you were dead.

My dog did the kachurg right in my cereal. I’m not eating for a week.

My cat did the kachurg on my mom’s favorite rug. She’s gonna kill me.

The kachurg was so loud, my neighbor thought there was a war in my house.

A pet’s way of telling you they’re gonna die. It’s like a sewage truck crashed into your living room and everyone’s crying.

My dog did the kachurg in my bed. I now sleep on the floor.

My cat did the kachurg on my dad’s shoes. He’s not talking to me.

The kachurg was so bad, my dog threw up on my dog’s head.