Kachunk

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1
The loud, messy noise when two hot lesbian milfs grind their cunts like they're trying to break the laws of physics.
'Kachunk! That was the best sex I've had since I stopped using tampons.'
'I heard a kachunk from the back of the bar and immediately knew it was my ex.'
'The kachunk was so loud, the cops came.'
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A magical word that can describe anything from a fart to a nuclear explosion. It's like a swear word that doesn't know its own power.
'That new kid? Total kachunk.'
'The coffee machine broke? That's a kachunk.'
'I failed my math test. That was a kachunk.'
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A dirty phrase mechanics yell when something breaks in a way that makes them want to punch the machine and then themselves.
'Kachunk! That engine just yelled at me.'
'I heard a kachunk from the garage and ran for my life.'
'The car made a kachunk, and now I’m out of money.'
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