kachuni

My cousin is a kachuni. He walks in and the room instantly smells like a burnt toaster.

I dated a kachuni once. We broke up because he set my couch on fire.

My mom calls my brother a kachuni every time he forgets to take his medicine.

That guy at the gym is a kachuni. I could’ve sworn my dumbells started sweating.

My friend’s ex is a kachuni. He took her to a sauna and she came out looking like a lobster.

I saw a kachuni at the park. The dog ran away from him.

My teacher is a kachuni. She walks in and the whole class starts sweating.

I had a kachuni for a neighbor. His trash can was on fire.

I sat next to a kachuni on the bus. The seat behind me caught fire.