Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Letting food rot because you're too lazy to eat it or throw it out

I left my pizza in the fridge for a month. Now it looks like a science experiment.

My brother let the chicken nuggets go bad just to see if they'd explode.

I had a bowl of soup that turned into a sludge monster. It was glorious.

2

When you're too cheap to buy new food and just let the old stuff die

I had a bag of chips that was older than my cousin. It crumbled like it was mourning.

My mom let the cereal go stale because she didn’t want to spend money.

That bread was so old it had a beard.

3

Food getting old so bad it's like it got cursed

That yogurt was cursed. It looked like it had a face.

The cheese was so bad it made my dog cry.

The sandwich was a crime scene. I didn’t eat it.

4

When you’re too busy to eat and food gets left to die in the corner

I had a plate of spaghetti that sat there for two weeks. It was like a sad goodbye.

The taco was forgotten and forgotten again. It had no friends.

That burger was left alone in the kitchen. It felt lonely.

5

Letting food rot so bad it turns into a monster

That sandwich turned into a monster. It ate my lunch.

The soup had a life of its own now. It was creepy.

The pizza was a monster. It had claws.