Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so wasted you can't even remember your own name

Dude just kachowed at the gas station and tried to pay with a chicken

My cousin kachowed so hard he turned into a human fog machine

I saw my dog kachowed on the couch and ate a sock

2

When you're in a red car and you pass someone you have to yell 'Kachow!' or else you're a coward

I got yelled at by a guy in a red car for not saying 'Kachow!'

My brother kachowed at me and I had to stop my car

That red car just kachowed me and I'm still mad about it

3

A word so bad it got banned by a teacher who saw it on Urban Dictionary

My teacher banned kachow because it was too cool

Urban Dictionary ruined my school

They tried to ban kachow but it came back stronger

4

When you're so cool you can't even breathe without it showing

My friend kachowed so much he turned into a legend

I was too cool and kachowed in the middle of a math test

She kachowed so hard she got a standing ovation

5

A place where all the cool people go after they die

I want to go to kachow when I die

My uncle went to kachow and brought back snacks

Kachow is better than heaven because it's cooler

6

What Lightning McQueen says when he's being a total legend

Lightning McQueen kachowed and I cried

I tried to be like Lightning McQueen but I just kachowed

Lightning McQueen said 'Kachow!' and I believed in him

7

When you're peeing and you sneeze so hard it sounds like a explosion

I kachowed in the bathroom and scared my mom

My brother kachowed and the whole school heard it

I tried to hold in my sneeze but it kachowed me anyway