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A sick obsession with Kancho-ing. Like it's the only thing that makes you feel alive. Or maybe just slightly less gross.

I saw a guy do Kancho on a subway. I was so turned on, I peed on the seat next to him.

My crush does Kancho every morning. I’ve been dating her for three years and I still can’t look at her without thinking about it.

My dog does Kancho in my pants. I married him.

When you’re so into Kancho-ing, you start thinking it’s a religion. Or maybe just a very loud prayer.

I said a prayer to the god of poop before my first Kancho of the day. It worked, I got a standing ovation.

My mom thinks I’m a holy man because I do Kancho in the church every Sunday.

I tried to convert my friend with Kancho. He just laughed and threw a sandwich at me.

You get a hard-on just thinking about Kancho-ing. Or maybe it’s just the smell.

My boyfriend does Kancho in the shower. I came so hard, I knocked the shower head off.

I got a boner at the zoo because a monkey did Kancho on a baby elephant.

I got a job at the park because I can do Kancho and make people happy.

You get off on Kancho-ing so much, you start doing it in public. Or maybe just in your mom’s kitchen.

I did Kancho on the bus. The driver pulled over and yelled at me. I got a standing ovation.

I did Kancho in my mom’s kitchen. She threw a plate at me. I got a standing ovation.

I did Kancho on a dating app. The guy sent me a video of himself crying. I got a standing ovation.

You’re so into Kancho-ing, you think it’s a way of life. Or maybe just a very bad habit.

I live in a dumpster because I do Kancho every day. My neighbors love me.

I got fired from my job because I did Kancho on the boss’s head. He cried.

My cat does Kancho on my face every morning. I love it.