Kachonka

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It’s like the word nothing but even worse. It’s like saying ‘I don’t know’ when you actually do but are too lazy to say it.
Kachonka, I swear I’m not going to eat that whole pizza by myself.
You said you’d help me move. Kachonka.
I got a 100 on the test. Kachonka.
2
It’s the word you use when you’re too dumb to think of anything else. Like your brain’s on vacation.
He failed the test. Kachonka.
I don’t know where my keys are. Kachonka.
You said you’d clean your room. Kachonka.
3
It’s the word you use when you want to sound smart but you’re just being a dork. Like you think you’re Shakespeare but you’re just a kid who read one book.
Kachonka, I’m the best at this game.
I did my homework. Kachonka.
You said you’d come. Kachonka.
4
It’s the word you say when you’re trying to be cool but you’re just being a total loser. Like your coolness is fake and you know it.
Kachonka, I’m so cool.
I went to the party. Kachonka.
I didn’t even know that. Kachonka.
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It’s the word you use when you don’t want to admit you messed up. It’s like saying ‘I didn’t do anything’ when you clearly did.
I didn’t fail the test. Kachonka.
I didn’t forget your birthday. Kachonka.
I didn’t eat your lunch. Kachonka.
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