kachink

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the noise a gumball machine makes when it's full of bad luck and your life is about to get worse

My gumball machine just made a kachink. I know I'm gonna get a red gumball.

The kachink hit me like a slap in the face. I got a lemon.

Kachink. My life is now a sour gumball.

the sound your gumball machine makes when it’s lying to you and your hope is crushed

Kachink. I thought I was getting a green gumball. I got a brown one.

That kachink was the worst part of my day.

I heard the kachink and I knew I was doomed.

the loud, annoying sound your gumball machine makes when it’s mocking you

The kachink was like the machine was laughing at me.

I dropped a dollar in and got a kachink. I got a pink gumball.

Kachink. The machine just said no.