Kachingas

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Totally ridiculous junk that looks like it was made by a madman and stitched onto your clothes like it's trying to take over your life.

My shirt has three of those stupid kachingas. It looks like a Christmas tree exploded on me.

She wore kachingas on both shoulders. I thought she was trying to start a fashion war.

That kachinga is so big, it's practically a separate outfit.

Gaudy nonsense that clings to your clothes like a bad smell and makes you look like you got dressed in a garbage can.

His pants are covered in kachingas. I swear they're trying to strangle him.

That kachinga is so shiny, it’s blinding me.

She added a kachinga to her bra. I don’t even know what that means.

Over-the-top junk that looks like it was glued to your clothes by a drunk person with a grudge.

That kachinga is so loud, it’s louder than my brother’s voice.

He wore kachingas on both wrists. It looked like he was trying to fight a dragon.

That kachinga is hanging on her neck like it's trying to escape.

Ugly decorations that look like they were stolen from a clown’s closet and sewn onto your clothes.

She wore a kachinga on her head. It looked like a clown had a meltdown.

That kachinga is so big, it's taking over his whole shirt.

He put a kachinga on his elbow. I don’t know why.

Ridiculous junk that hangs off your clothes like it’s trying to take over your whole life and make it look worse.

That kachinga is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed.

He wore kachingas on both arms. It looked like he was trying to dress up a corpse.

That kachinga is so loud, it’s louder than my mom’s yelling.

Garbage decorations that look like they were made by a kid who got too much glitter and a bad idea.

She put a kachinga on her backpack. Now it looks like a glitter explosion.

That kachinga is so shiny, it's practically glowing.

He wore kachingas on both legs. It looked like he was trying to run from a monster.