Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a hot mess who can also do backflips in her sleep and would kick your ass if you said something stupid.

My kachina showed up at the bar and made my ex cry.

She can fight, she can flirt, and she can do both at the same time.

Kachina walked in, and suddenly the whole party was on fire.

2

a tiny wooden figure that the Pueblo people use to scare the hell out of spirits.

The kachina came to life and chased the evil spirit out of the village.

They used the kachina to make the ghosts run.

The kids danced around the kachina like it was a monster.

3

a total legend who will either love you or give you the worst time of your life depending on your attitude.

My kachina gave me the worst time because I called her a fatty.

She’s a total legend, but only if you respect her.

She was nice until I said she looked like a potato.

4

a chubby black lady from Caboolture who works at SPAR and has a cute guy who looks like a raccoon.

That kachina at SPAR is the best and has the cutest boyfriend.

She works at SPAR and her guy looks like he was made of raccoon parts.

Kachina from Caboolture is the most fun person at SPAR.

5

a fancy word to say vagina, but it’s way more fun to say.

I told him I was going to the kachina and he ran away.

She used the word kachina and the whole class laughed.

He called her kachina and she gave him a big hug.

6

a fish-loving whore who gets off on having sex with fish and sea creatures.

That kachina had sex with a fish and got all the gossip.

She’s the one who told the sea creatures all his secrets.

She kissed a seal and then kissed me too.