kachewed

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Getting woken up by your dude roommate sticking his grungy fingers up your butt while you’re still dreaming and your salad is getting tossed like it’s a wrestling match.

My roommate kachewed me at 3 AM and I still smell his gym sock on my face.

I tried to nap and got kachewed by my roommate. My salad got thrown and my dignity got trampled.

I was dreaming about pizza, and my roommate kachewed me. Now I hate pizza and I hate him.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When your roommate decides to sexually harass you in your sleep and your salad gets thrown like it’s a piñata.

I got kachewed while I was taking a nap. My salad was the first to go, then my hopes of getting through the day.

My roommate kachewed me in my sleep. I woke up with a salad on my face and a hard-on on my mind.

Kachewed by my roommate. Salad in my mouth. Shame in my soul.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Getting your salad tossed and your butt touched by your roommate while you’re still half-dead from sleep.

I got kachewed so hard my salad flew out of my mouth and hit my roommate in the face.

I was asleep, got kachewed, and now my salad is in my hair.

My roommate kachewed me and my salad went from dinner to disaster in one night.

by Slangipedia 1d ago