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A bunch of losers who think the kacheek is a god and spend their lives trying to get to some fake heaven called nirvoksha. Their gods are Meeka the destroyer, Teekshnu the preservor, Beeka the creator, and Jeeka the detector. All of them are total fakes.
My cousin joined the kacheekis... um because he thought he'd get eternal life. He got a headache and a bad tan.
I asked my teacher if kacheekis... um was a real religion. She said it was, but only if you count 'being really annoying' as a religion.
My dog tried to become a kacheeki... um. He failed, but he got a medal. A tiny one.