Kacha Badam

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Kacha Badam is just a fancy word for peanut. If you're Indian and you don't know this, you're either blind or you've been eating rocks for breakfast.
My cousin tried to impress a girl by saying he knew what Kacha Badam was. She laughed so hard, she cried.
My grandma yelled at me for eating peanuts and said I was eating Kacha Badam. I didn’t know what that meant until I got a wedgie.
My teacher said Kacha Badam is just a fancy word for peanuts. I said, ‘Why do we need fancy words for peanuts?’ and got detention.
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Kacha Badam is like the peanut version of a celebrity. Some guy from West Bengal made a song about it and now everyone dances to it like it's the end of the world.
I was dancing to Kacha Badam in the hallway and my principal came out and said, ‘Is this a new kind of punishment?’
My friend said he's going to become a Kacha Badam and sing in the streets. I said, ‘You’re going to be a peanut?’
I tried to sing Kacha Badam in the shower and my mom heard me and said, ‘You’re not singing, you’re screaming.’
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Kacha Badam is a peanut so popular it got its own song. And now it's dancing on social media like it owns the place.
My friend’s dog started barking to Kacha Badam and now it's the most popular dog in the neighborhood.
I posted a video of me dancing to Kacha Badam and my dad said, ‘You’re not dancing, you’re flailing.’
I tried to explain Kacha Badam to my brother and he said, ‘Why would a peanut need a song?’
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