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A guy who's got a body like a superhero, plays every sport like it's a game, and smiles like he just won the lottery, but sometimes he acts like he’s been kicked by a donkey and it’s 3 a. m.
He scored the winning goal, then yelled at the ref like he was a toddler who didn’t get dessert.
He asked me out, then said he was going to eat a whole pizza by himself because he was ‘too cool for two people.’
He made a joke so bad it made the entire gym laugh until someone peed themselves.