Kacem

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Kacem is a freakin' legend. He acts like he's got the brain of a genius but also thinks a chicken's shadow will curse him. He'll tell you life advice while smokin' a cigarette like it's a holy ritual.
Kacem told me to quit my job because a pigeon flew over my head. I quit. I was right.
He said my ex was cursed. I believed him. I still do.
He told me to move to Tunisia because the moon was in the wrong place. I moved. I'm happy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You can’t describe him, he’s the best. He’s like the king of all things good, and you’re just a peasant in his kingdom.
He told me I was a peasant. I cried.
He said my pizza was peasant-level. I threw it at him.
He called my dog a peasant. The dog cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kacem is the perfect name for a guy who thinks he’s the most perfect guy ever. He’s like a god, and he knows it.
He said he’s perfect. I said I’m perfect too. He said I’m just a ‘semi-god.’
He called himself ‘the perfect one.’ I called him ‘the annoying one.’
He said his mom called him perfect. I called her a liar.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He's the king of Uno. He plays like he's got a secret weapon. He’s got that big-dick energy. He’s got the moves. He’s got the vibes.
He beat me at Uno so hard, I cried. I had to take a nap.
He said I was a ‘9arma’ but I just said ‘what?’
He said I was ‘bnadem chbab w khchin.’ I had no idea what that meant. I still don’t.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He can make you forget how to walk. Like, really forget. You'll be walking and then you just stop. You'll be like, ‘what? why am I standing here?’
He made me forget how to walk. I walked into a wall. I cried.
He said ‘babygirl’ and I forgot how to walk. I walked into a wall again.
He looked at me and I forgot how to walk. I walked into a wall for the third time.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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