Kacedy

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A loud Asian girl who talks about her horoscope and fake magic. She’s actually cool if you can handle her weird jokes and her habit of lying about her life online. She’s not nice to guys who fall for her tricks, but she’ll be your best friend if you bring her pizza.
Hey bro, I’m not a psychic. I just like making up stuff about your future and eating your lunch.
I told you I was single. Why would I tell you I’m dating my neighbor’s brother? He’s a weirdo.
You think you’re the first guy I’ve catfished? I’ve had 12 guys believe I was a psychic. None of them brought me pizza.
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An Asian girl who thinks she’s a psychic but just makes stuff up. She’s a total menace but kind of hilarious if you like her dumb jokes and her habit of making up fake boyfriends. She’ll lie to your face and then laugh at you when you find out.
You said you’re a psychic? I bet you can’t tell me my ex’s name. He’s named Kevin. No, not Kevin. He’s named Kyle.
I told you I was dating 3 guys. Why would I tell you I’m dating 3 guys? I’m not dumb.
You asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said yes. He’s named Tim. No, not Tim. He’s named Greg. He’s not even real.
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A loud Asian chick who thinks she’s a psychic and uses fake magic to trick guys. She’s a pain in the ass but she’s hilarious if you like her dumb jokes and her habit of lying about her life online. She’ll make you believe she’s a psychic, then laugh at you when you find out she’s not.
You asked me if I was a psychic. I said yes. I told you my future. It’s not happening. You’re not rich. You’re not famous. You’re just a guy who fell for my lies.
I told you I was dating 5 guys. Why would I tell you I was dating 5 guys? I’m not a total idiot.
You said you believed me. I told you I was a psychic. I said you’d be rich. You’re not. You’re just a guy who got scammed by a girl who thinks she’s a psychic.
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