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Kaccsan is a unicorn duck who looks like a king but can only swim like a drunk frog.
My cousin saw Kaccsan and cried, 'He’s beautiful, but he can’t float!'
I tried to teach Kaccsan how to swim, and he sank like a f***ing rock.
At the lake, Kaccsan did the worst dive ever. It was like watching a f***ing disaster.