Kabyn

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Kabyn is a guy who laughs so hard he pees his pants, even when you're having the worst day ever. He’s smart, but he’ll act like he’s the only one who’s ever been alive.
Kabyn just heard I failed my math test and laughed so hard he peed his pants.
He said, 'You failed math? I passed it with my eyes closed and my mouth open.'
He turned my bad day into a joke so good I forgot I was sad.
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Kabyn is the guy who’ll make you feel better even when he’s got a problem of his own. He’s got a heart the size of a pizza and a brain that could beat Einstein.
He just got dumped and still made me laugh till I cried.
He told me, 'I got dumped, but I still got my pizza and my brain.'
He’s the kind of guy who’ll smile through his own pain just to make you happy.
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Kabyn is the kind of person who can talk about anything and make it sound cool. He’s not a artist, but he’s got a way of showing it that will blow your mind.
He talked about quantum physics like it was a Saturday morning cartoon.
He turned my boring report into something that sounded like a movie script.
He explained the universe in one sentence and I still didn’t get it, but I liked it anyway.
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Kabyn’s got thick skin like a wrestler and a personality so big it could fill a stadium. He’s the kind of guy who’ll laugh at your jokes even when you’re being a total idiot.
He took my insult like it was just a Tuesday.
He laughed when I said 'I hate math' like it was the best joke ever.
He didn’t care when I called him a moron, he just laughed harder.
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Kabyn is the guy who’ll show up and instantly make the room brighter. He’s got the kind of charm that could make a nun blush and a teacher cry.
He walked into the room and everyone forgot they were ever sad.
He made my teacher blush so hard she forgot to grade my test.
He had a smile so big it could light up the whole school.
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Kabyn is the kind of guy who’ll learn anything in a heartbeat and still make it sound like it was easy. He’s got a brain that could outsmart a robot and a heart that could melt ice.
He learned coding in a day and still made it look easy.
He turned my math problems into something I could actually understand.
He’s like a walking textbook with a sense of humor.
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