kabuto

Kabuto is a fake medic who farts out poisons and wears glasses that make him look like a dork. He’s a backstabbing snake nerd who used to work for a creepy snake guy.

Kabuto is Orochimaru’s little fag who does everything he’s told. He licks snake coots and wears stupid clothes.

Kabuto is a butt-whipping you get when you mess up. It hurts like a thousand tiny monkeys with sticks.

Kabuto is the hottest, smartest, most awesome enemy in the whole world. He’s like a superhuman who also smells good.

Kabuto’s mystery person is like a secret weapon that makes even the toughest guys cry. It’s like the best plot twist ever.

Kabuto is Orochimaru’s twink who wears fancy clothes and looks like a dork. He’s the most useless sidekick ever.

Angelina Jolie is Kabuto and Brad Pitt is Orochimaru. It’s the most ridiculous thing ever.