kabut kaau bilem

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It means you look like a hot mess and it’s not a compliment, it’s a curse. Everyone who hears it will suddenly want to touch you or eat you.
My mom said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my crush and now he won't stop staring at me in math class.
My sister said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my dog and now my dog won't stop licking my face.
My teacher said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my friend and now he’s trying to ask her out on a date.
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It’s like saying you’re so attractive it makes people feel ugly. It’s a slap in the face for everyone else.
My cousin said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my brother and now my brother is crying in the bathroom.
My friend said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my neighbor and now my neighbor won’t stop staring at me.
My dog said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my cat and now they’re fighting over a treat.
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It’s like telling someone they are so pretty it’s making the whole world jealous. People will start fighting just to be near you.
My teacher said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my class and now we’re all arguing over who gets to sit next to her.
My mom said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my dad and now they’re fighting over the remote.
My dog said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my neighbor and now they’re fighting over my dog’s treat.
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It’s like saying you’re so good-looking, it’s giving everyone else a complex. People will start questioning their life choices.
My sister said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my brother and now he’s questioning why he’s not as good-looking as her.
My friend said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my teacher and now my teacher is mad at me.
My dog said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my cat and now my cat is mad at my dog.
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It’s like saying you are so attractive, it’s making people feel like failures. Everyone will start crying or breaking things.
My friend said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my teacher and now my teacher is crying in the hallway.
My mom said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my dad and now he broke the coffee table.
My dog said 'kabut kaau bilem' to my cat and now my cat is crying on the floor.
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