Kaburst

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When you let one rip so strong you end up pooping your pants like a baby who ate a whole pie.
My cousin Kabursted during a game of twister and now everyone knows his business.
At the restaurant, the guy next to me Kabursted and his pants were soaked.
I Kabursted during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was okay.
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A burp so loud it shakes the walls and makes your neighbor's dog howl like it just saw a ghost.
At the gym, I burped so hard the weights fell over and everyone stared.
During lunch, my friend burped so loud it scared the cafeteria lady.
I burped so hard during class the teacher thought I was possessed.
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When you laugh so hard while chugging a soda that it shoots out of your mouth like a firehose.
At the party, I laughed so hard while drinking soda that it sprayed everyone.
During a funny video, my brother sprayed soda everywhere like he was a soda cannon.
I laughed so hard while drinking a soda that it went straight out my nose.
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