kabunt

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When your mouth and your butt are so close they’re basically best friends. Like they hang out every day and eat each other’s lunch.

I ate pie and then took a dump. Kabunt. My mouth and my butt were like, 'Hey, we’re together again.'

He said he could talk and poop at the same time. I said, 'That’s kabunt.'

My dog just burped and pooped. I know that’s kabunt.

When your mouth and your butt are so close it’s like they’re in a love triangle with your brain. Your brain is confused.

She said she could sing and poop. I said, 'That’s kabunt. Your brain is getting a divorce.'

He just ate a burger and pooped. That’s kabunt. Your mouth and butt are in love.

I told my friend he had kabunt. He said, 'What’s that?' I said, 'Your mouth and butt are making out.'

When your mouth and your butt are so close they could share a sandwich. And they probably do.

He said he could eat and poop at the same time. I said, 'That’s kabunt. Your mouth and butt are sharing a sandwich.'

She ate a pie and then pooped. That’s kabunt. Her mouth and butt are eating together.

My dog just ate and pooped. That’s kabunt. His mouth and butt are best friends.

When your mouth and your butt are so close they could be twins. They probably have the same bad habits.

He said he could talk and poop at the same time. I said, 'That’s kabunt. Your mouth and butt are twins.'

She ate a pie and then pooped. That’s kabunt. Her mouth and butt are twins.

I told my friend he had kabunt. He said, 'What’s that?' I said, 'Your mouth and butt are twins.'

When your mouth and your butt are so close it’s like they’re in a relationship. Your brain is getting a divorce.

He said he could eat and poop at the same time. I said, 'That’s kabunt. Your mouth and butt are in a relationship.'

She ate a pie and then pooped. That’s kabunt. Her mouth and butt are in love.

I told my friend he had kabunt. He said, 'What’s that?' I said, 'Your mouth and butt are in a relationship.'