Kabunga Junga

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Kabunga Junga is when you’re so high you think your pants are made of candy and your neighbor is a wizard who stole your lunch.

My dog just walked through my cereal box and I didn’t even notice. Kabunga Junga.

I tried to text my mom, but I sent a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses. Kabunga Junga.

I thought my math teacher was a ninja. Kabunga Junga.

Kabunga Junga is like being in a dream where everything is soft, your brain is on fire, and you’re yelling at a pigeon.

I tried to cook eggs, but I microwaved a sock instead. Kabunga Junga.

I told my brother he was a chicken. He believed me. Kabunga Junga.

I cried at a commercial about a toaster. Kabunga Junga.

Kabunga Junga is when you’re so wasted you think your shoes are talking and your math homework is a curse.

I tried to do my math homework, but I drew a mustache on my dog. Kabunga Junga.

I told my teacher my dog was sick. He believed me. Kabunga Junga.

I tried to eat pizza, but I threw it at my brother. Kabunga Junga.