kabumpkin

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when you poop on someone's face while they're giving you a blow job and you come like a dog in heat

He just kabumpkinned me and I’m still trying to wash the smell of his breakfast out of my mouth.

She screamed so loud I thought the whole block heard her.

My cousin got kabumpkinned and now he’s stuck in the shower for an hour.

the rudest way to finish a sexual moment by taking a dump right in their mouth as you cum

My date kabumpkinned me and I had to leave before I vomited.

He said it was a surprise, but I knew he was just trying to be a jackass.

She kabumpkinned me and now I can’t eat pizza for a week.

when you mess up someone's face with your poop during a blow job and laugh like a maniac while you cum

He kabumpkinned me and laughed so hard he cried.

She kabumpkinned me in front of my whole class and I’m still embarrassed.

My brother kabumpkinned me and now he’s the king of the toilet.