Kabulwood

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The crummy film factory of Afghanistan. They make movies mostly in Dari, but sometimes in Pashto. Pollywood is where the Pashto movies go to die.
My cousin tried to act in Kabulwood. He looked like he was high on opium and angry at life.
I watched a Kabulwood movie. It had more drama than my mom's arguments.
My teacher said Kabulwood is the worst. I believe her. She’s seen my math test.
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Afghanistan’s film business. They mostly do Dari films, but sometimes Pashto. Pollywood is where the Pashto films go to rot.
My uncle works in Kabulwood. He says it’s like being stuck in a bad dream with no coffee.
My little brother watched a Kabulwood movie. He cried. I laughed.
My mom said Kabulwood movies are worse than my brother's homework.
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The film industry of Afghanistan. They make movies in Dari, sometimes in Pashto. Pollywood is the place where Pashto movies go to get abused.
My friend’s dad is in Kabulwood. He said he’s been yelled at by more people than my mom on a bad day.
I saw a Kabulwood movie. It was like watching my brother try to explain algebra.
My teacher said Kabulwood movies are like my math class. Both are a disaster.
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