Kabub

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A total piece of garbage who thinks he's the king of the block, never leaves his house, and would rather eat a whole pizza by himself than talk to anyone.
My neighbor is a kabub. He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and still thinks he's cool.
That guy in the corner just yelled at me for breathing too loud. Total kabub.
He hasn’t left his house in six months. Just a kabub.
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A human-shaped blob that refuses to move, talks trash about everyone, and still thinks he’s the best.
He called me a f***ing loser for not liking tacos. Total kabub.
That kabub just stared at me for ten minutes. No words. Just vibes of hate.
He’s been sitting on his couch since 2019. A kabub for life.
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A f***ing waste of oxygen who thinks he's the main character, but he’s just a s***y human being who won’t leave his house.
He screamed at me for not liking his favorite band. A kabub in the making.
That kabub just texted me ‘you’re a s***y human being’ and hung up.
He’s been living in his mom’s basement since 2008. A kabub for life.
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